Catwalk Wednesday

Name Tomasina. Although my female owner thinks I’m a female, I’d wish she’d just use Thomas, like her DH.

Abode: I really haven’t one. You see I got lost and huddled against a doorstep when the dogs were after me, and this strange creature took me out into her backyard. Well, I couldn’t complain could I. Heaven is not only in a chocolate.

Human Slave; No. human amusement. You should get go of her face when she comes close to me. I pretend it’s ever so attractive, with those large round domes centered above her talking device, but I guess a frog like me shouldn’t complain.

Likes: The new swimming pond of red they have so obviously provided for me. It’s sanctuary.

Dislikes Urgh!! When those creepy human fingers stroking my head and back. I sit there like some jackass, and pretend to be the totally gorgeous frog she thinks I am.

Ambition: To get the hell outta here and find something that resembles my species.

Sociable or Aloof: Very sociable. Why do you think I sneak out at night, and occasionally stay over?

Night Owl or Early Bird: Night, definitely. It’s alive with almost every type of liquor insect I desire.

Favourite Pastime: Well, seeing I’m a male in disguise we won’t go there. Sleeping I guess for now.

Favourite Toy: I haven’t got one.

Best Friend: I’m looking for her.

What do you like to sharpen your claws on. Claws… what are they?

Most embarrassing moment

Oh when I skipped up the steps after being away for two days, and got a lecture. Oh, and get a load of this. She said I’d been bad, where did I go, she missed me. My head aches. I just needed water so I flopped into my red pool while she told me I wasn’t going to have anymore sleepovers. Life truly sucks at times.