Name: Officially my pedigree name is ‘PC Rowan’, name usually used is ‘Rodger.’
Abode: Wherever my human slaves are. I’m not fussy about bricks and mortar but take away my best friend and I’m mess.
Human Slave: Craig... ahh... Now there’s a good bloke.
Likes: Cheese – I have a knack of being able to hear the fridge being opened and the cheese being taken out even if I’m miles away. Also like hanging out under the smallest slave’s high chair for whatever he drops. Another good bloke.
Dislikes: When Mum makes stand up to get groomed.
Ambition: To sleep on the bed with the human slaves. I’m not actually allowed on the carpet but have managed to get into the slaves’ bedroom at night and sleep on the carpet next to their bed. One step at a time.
Sociable or Aloof: I’m as social as they come. Mum says I’m a little bit TOO social and that when you’re almost as big as a horse, it’s not polite to jump up on visitors.
Favourite Pastime: Trying to torment the cats next door because my cat just whacks me if I try anything.
Best Friend: Toss up between the male human slave and the cat. Although with the cat, I think it’s a one-sided love affair.
Most embarrassing moment: Knocking over a whole pot of cheese fondue just as Mum’s visitors were arriving. Whoops.
