Name: Simba (my slaves didn’t call me that, it was given to me by the RSPCA.
Abode: Usually the slaves’ bed or one of the small tail-puller’s beds.
Human Slave: Craig, the man who thinks my woman (Rachael) is his woman.
Likes: Exiting the house via the bathroom window at 3am in the morning.
Dislikes: The Human Slaves’ big boisterous Old English Sheepdog who finds pleasure in licking me for long minutes at a time. Also the three small tail-pullers that live with us.
Ambition: To get rid of all other males in the house so I have my woman all to myself. 
Sociable or Aloof: Socialable if it suits me. I’m always up for a cuddle when Rachael lies down in bed to read a good book.
Favourite Pastime: Sleeping of course.
Best Friend: My woman.
What do you like to sharpen your claws on: The carpet, the furniture, the chair, anything to wake up Craig, who’ll then let me out of the window.
