Abode: oh, wow, jeez, you’re talking to me? Cool! Wherever you say, man. No problem. Not a worry. I’m easy.
Human slave: Yeah? Wow, that cat’s a real slave driver... Oh, you mean do *I* have a human slave? Sheesh. No way. I’m far too unimportant. Who’s the boss around here anyway? No clue. I just know it isn’t me.
Likes: runwalkjumpbarkwalkjumpbarkrunroll pant pant pant snooze
Dislikes: Are you kidding? I love everything. Especially you. And the neighbours, and the postie, and the gas meter guy, and that bloke who broke into our house.
Ambition: Tinned dog food? For me? Yippee!