Name: Dr Watson
Abode: Stalking the food bowl. Failing that: blanket, lap, pillow, dog’s bed, washing basket in the sun. Anywhere it’s warm. Or tasty.
Human slave: sniff. You are all my slaves, feeble vermin. If only I were a little larger, I’d have killed and eaten you by now.
Likes: if you don’t know, I shan’t waste time explaining it. Just do as I say and everything will be fine.
Dislikes: see previous answer. Don’t make me tell you twice.
Ambition: to bend the world to my will, so long as it doesn’t involve too much effort.
Ah, Dr Watson with attitude ;-) I'd like to come back as a pampered cat and spend my time lazing in the sun. Couldn't think of anything nicer!
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Dr Watson,
ReplyDeleteI'm only glad you're not human! *shudder*
As a cat, you're adorable (g)
Dr Watson, I applaud your ambition for world domination... am more than a little pleased, though, that I am bigger than you are :-)
ReplyDeleteHope you managed plenty of sun baking today!
Dr Watson, you are a diabolical genius and (like Michelle) although I greatly admire the way your mind works, I'm a teensy bit grateful I'm bigger than you...
ReplyDeleteGorgeous photo, Doc!
Love your attitude, Dr Watson -- and am very pleased I'm bigger than you! Good luck with your domination of the world...
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